Firstly,get hold of the cheapest,crappest red wine possible.Then add as much pepper as edible,whether it be Tesco ground black pepper in a cardboard shaker,or a freshly grown and lovingly-tended Jalanpeno beauty,artisanly grated.
Then pop in the biggest f@ck-off mug you can muster,pop in a microwave for 2 minutes,then breathe in fumes and imbibe as fast as you can.
Whilst listening to this
This'll get you a fair distance.
Don't forget,a pet isn;t just for Xmas,with a bit of luck,you can make sandwiches with it til Easter.
Then pop in the biggest f@ck-off mug you can muster,pop in a microwave for 2 minutes,then breathe in fumes and imbibe as fast as you can.
Whilst listening to this
This'll get you a fair distance.
Don't forget,a pet isn;t just for Xmas,with a bit of luck,you can make sandwiches with it til Easter.